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  • A man's view of Wives

    A man's view of Wives

    (by Ines from Canada)

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    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

    (Sacha Guitry)

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    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

    (Hemant Joshi)

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    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

    (Socrates)

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    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

    (Dumas)

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    The great question... which I have no t been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

    (Sigmund Freud)

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    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

    (Anonymous)

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    "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

    (Henry Youngman)

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    "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years".

    (Sam Kinison)

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    "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

    (James Holt McGavran)

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    "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."

    (Patrick Murray)

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    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

    2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

    (Nash)

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    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

    (Anonymous)

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    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

    (Henny Youngman)

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    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

    (Rodney Dangerfield)

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    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

    (Milton Berle)

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    Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

    (Anonymous)

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    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

    (Anonymous)

    (23/11/2006 Tg0-positivo)